On 12/5/2020 5:47 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/5/2020 5:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.
>>
>> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations.Â* They even sell single
>> rolls.
>>
>> -sw
>>
> Well gee, I guess most folks around here forgot to be part of the
> "shitloads" who buy TP at the gas station back in March. LOLÂ* All I know
> is the big stores and the dollar stores were sold out yet this little
> Exxon station had many four roll packs.Â* It was cheap, but surprisingly
> soft.Â* Not a brand I'd ever heard of.Â* Not tons of sheets per roll but
> hey, it was better than none.Â* Point being, not many people around here
> thought to look for TP at the gas station.
>
> Jill

The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.