On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.

Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
peeing.

We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
all.

-sw