On 12/6/2020 8:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.
>
I've never met a woman who used toilet paper to remove makeup (or when
painting their toenails). Haven't had to stuff my bra since I was 12.

Jill

> We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
> all.
>
> -sw
>