On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
> > the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
> > days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
> > days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.

I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.

Cindy Hamilton