Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > >
> > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > shortage.
> > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > peeing.
> >
> > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
>
> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.

Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.