On 12/6/2020 2:03 PM, cshenk wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
>>>>> back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
>>>>> only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
>>>>> only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
>>>>> shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>
>> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
>
> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.
>
Whoosh! We understood it was a joke.

Jill