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Default Toilet paper again (WAS: Weirdness with Walmart delivery)

cshenk wrote:

> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > > shortage.
> > > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > > peeing.
> > >
> > > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> > >

> >
> > Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.

> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.



Uh, no, Carol dear...I'd never frog/forge Cindy...

I guess you are too dim to enjoy Cindy's sense of humor...

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Greg