Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 2:03:46 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
> > Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >
> > > On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > > > shortage.
> > > > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > > > peeing.
> > > >
> > > > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > > > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> > > >
> > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > >
> > >
> > > Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
> > Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.
> No, it wasn't. It was the genuine Cindy Hamilton. I was entering
> into the spirit of Sqwertz's joke.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


The "genuine Cindy Hamilton" is inimitable in any case...

;-)

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Greg