"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.
>
I don't use it for any of those things but we do use it after we pee. I have
a portable bidet but I use it after that too as I want to dry off the water.

I do remember making a stupid Motrher's day gift in Girl Scouts. Someone
sliced tolls of toilet papaer in half, horizontally. We each took a slice,
put a plastic doily on the top and bottom I can't remember for sure how we
affxed them but I ribbon was involved. A splastic rose went on top.

What was it? A lipstick blotter. Our moms were going to be thrilled! We
girls talked about it later. Not one mom was thrilled. Mine left hers on the
back of the toilet for a week or two. Then it disappeared.
> We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
> all.
>
> -sw
>