On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>> peeing.
>
> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.

Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.

-sw