On 12/7/2020 1:39 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>
>> Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and
> many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks
> used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual
> fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper
> made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms
> of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds.
>
Creative, I'll give ya' that. The Sears catalog, pears and tissue
paper. (Your breast obsession boring.) No "ladies" you ever knew
hoarded paper. You fancy yourself quite the rackish gent in your youth,
don't you? LOL When it comes to paper hoarding, you stated at the
start of the pandemic you had 300 rolls of TP in the basement. What are
*you* stuffing?

Jill