Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>
>> Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and
> many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks
> used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual
> fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper
> made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms
> of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds.
>

Also good to wipe off their squirting pussy Popeye.