On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan
> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.


Doctor's Visit

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.