Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>
> >>>
> >> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
> >> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.
> >
> > I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
> >
> >
> I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.

Brothel

Man goes to a brothel. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Polack comes out in five minutes.. "How was it?", says the Madam. "I don't know," says the Pollack, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!"