George B. Ross wrote:

> Well, with "Village Idiot", "Town Drunk" and "Drinking Buddy"
> taken, can I be "Crotchety Old Guy Who Yells At Teenagers To
> Stay Off Lawn". I may be a bit young at 40, but I've had
> practice.

ROTFLOL!!!

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Dave
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