On Fri, 19 Mar 2021 09:34:23 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> Turn on the dishwasher and it just goes "Hmmmmmmm....".
>
> Hmmmmm, I think it's ****ed.
>
> Lets all wish it a Happy Birthday, and a Happy Death Day.
>
> General Electric GSD500G
> Born March 19, 1988
> Died March 19, 2021 (Age 39)
>
> So long, my 'ol friend. May you RIP.
> https://i.postimg.cc/9MvxsNXC/Dishwasher-Funeral.jpg

And she was clean when she croaked. The last [empty] load I did was
one of the Lemi-Shine packets to clean the dishwasher. But like the
toilet last year, those essential vitamins and minerals buildup were
apparently what was holding her together.

Stouffer's Meat Lovers Lasagna was served at the wake. They dumbed
it down and now it's "Mild" rather than "Medium" spicy. Gary must
have complained.

https://i.postimg.cc/C1QQ4xnP/Dishwasher-Wake.jpg

A good time was had by all. We shared remembrances of loads gone
awry. Such as this time when it was 2:AM and I forgot close the
rotating detergent cup before starting. The pre-wash cycle had 3X
as much soap as it should have.

https://i.postimg.cc/SsftwfPP/Dishwasher-Overflow-1.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/FzPCKsNg/Dishwasher-Overflow-2.jpg

-sw