Admiral's Feast (Red Lobster)
On Sun, 28 Mar 2021 12:25:08 +1100, Bruce >
wrote:
>On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 18:19:16 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:
>
>>On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 7:28:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>
>>> "The pun is the lowest form of humor"
>>> --My oldest brother, Jerry
>>> Right after I sent this, I remembered that my niece, Jerry's daughter,
>>> used to call Red Lobster, Red *Lompster*. She mispronounced other
>>> things too, in ways that I found funny. She called cicadas, which many
>>> here refer to by the misnomer, "locusts," "fokiss," clearly a short "i"
>>> sound rather than a schwa, and she called giraffes, "drath." It wasn't
>>> that she was unable to pronounce any consonant or vowel sounds. As Art
>>> Linkletter pointed out, "Kids say the darndest things."
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>But how old was she when she was doing all this mispronounciating??
>
>27.
Wipe the shit out of your eyes. Joan asked how old, not what is
Ophelia's I.Q.
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