Admiral's Feast (Red Lobster)
On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 3:37:23 PM UTC-10, wrote:
> On 3/27/2021 8:19 PM, wrote:
> > On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 7:28:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>
> >> "The pun is the lowest form of humor"
> >> --My oldest brother, Jerry
> >> Right after I sent this, I remembered that my niece, Jerry's daughter,
> >> used to call Red Lobster, Red *Lompster*. She mispronounced other
> >> things too, in ways that I found funny. She called cicadas, which many
> >> here refer to by the misnomer, "locusts," "fokiss," clearly a short "i"
> >> sound rather than a schwa, and she called giraffes, "drath." It wasn't
> >> that she was unable to pronounce any consonant or vowel sounds. As Art
> >> Linkletter pointed out, "Kids say the darndest things."
> >>
> >> --Bryan
> >>
> > But how old was she when she was doing all this mispronounciating??
> >
> Like 4 and 5. Kids often mispronounce, but these amused me, and she
> was otherwise rather articulate.
> --
> --Bryan
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Yesterday, my granddaughter asked me to buy her some breakfast cereal. She called it "Frosted Winnie Meats."
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