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Hank Rogers[_4_]

Dr Bruce wrote:
> wrote:
>
>> There is a serious rat infestation in our neighborhood. It started
>> years ago thanks to all the diligent backyard gardeners, open compost
>> piles and chickens. Ive had them in my house a couple of times. Im
>> now as good as any pest control company in eliminating them from
>> houses. But theyve still been in and under my garden shed complex.
>> This year I decided to get serious.
>>
>> Step one was installing strong 1/4€³ wire mesh over any openings, at
>> the rafters, eves, windows, etc. Then I covered any holes in the wood
>> and at any gaps with sheet metal. That should keep them out, which is
>> really the key to dealing with rats in houses or any structures. But
>> theyve also created a warren of tunnels to nest in the gavel under
>> the concrete slab the shed sits on. Yes, Ive baited and trapped (I
>> found two desiccated carcasses today). But theres always more under
>> there. So I decided to gas them.
>>
>> I covered up all the various openings to this warren with 3/8€³ minus
>> gravel, except this one. I had an old 3€³ dryer vent laying around;
>> one end went into the last hole, the other I cut and firmly attached
>> wired on to the muffler of the recently found (at the curb) fresh B&S
>> engine which I mounted on my beloved lightweight aluminum 60s
>> Montgomery Ward mower, and let it run for almost half an hour.
>>
>> Tomorrow morning I will check all the gravel-covered openings to see
>> if anyone survived and dug themselves out. Im betting not.
>>
>> This is one job an electric mower would not have been capable of.
>
> Facsinating. I fingered my ass for 30 minutes today.
>

Hush yo mouf! Do yoose want to attract the real master doctor druce?

You won't have an ass left!