On Thu, 22 Apr 2021 15:11:16 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Dr Bruce wrote:
>> wrote:
>>
>>> There is a serious rat infestation in our neighborhood. It started
>>> years ago thanks to all the diligent backyard gardeners, open compost
>>> piles and chickens. Ive had them in my house a couple of times. Im
>>> now as good as any pest control company in eliminating them from
>>> houses. But theyve still been in and under my garden shed complex.
>>> This year I decided to get serious.
>>>
>>> Step one was installing strong 1/4€³ wire mesh over any openings, at
>>> the rafters, eves, windows, etc. Then I covered any holes in the wood
>>> and at any gaps with sheet metal. That should keep them out, which is
>>> really the key to dealing with rats in houses or any structures. But
>>> theyve also created a warren of tunnels to nest in the gavel under
>>> the concrete slab the shed sits on. Yes, Ive baited and trapped (I
>>> found two desiccated carcasses today). But theres always more under
>>> there. So I decided to gas them.
>>>
>>> I covered up all the various openings to this warren with 3/8€³ minus
>>> gravel, except this one. I had an old 3€³ dryer vent laying around;
>>> one end went into the last hole, the other I cut and firmly attached
>>> wired on to the muffler of the recently found (at the curb) fresh B&S
>>> engine which I mounted on my beloved lightweight aluminum 60s
>>> Montgomery Ward mower, and let it run for almost half an hour.
>>>
>>> Tomorrow morning I will check all the gravel-covered openings to see
>>> if anyone survived and dug themselves out. Im betting not.
>>>
>>> This is one job an electric mower would not have been capable of.
>>
>> Facsinating. I fingered my ass for 30 minutes today.
>>
>
>Hush yo mouf! Do yoose want to attract the real master doctor druce?
>
>You won't have an ass left!

Someone should tell Bruce about all the asses in Death Valley. Bruce
may, in his rush to get there, forget to bring water and die of
dehydration.