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Default OT - The 3 unwritten rules of life

On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:57:13 AM UTC-5, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
> >> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Mike Duffy wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
> >>>>> 1.
> >>>>> 2.
> >>>>> 3.
> >>>>
> >>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
> >>>>
> >>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
> >>>
> >>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
> >>>
> >>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
> >>> domain.
> >> lol, WHAT A KOOK
> >>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited
> >> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
> >>

> > Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about John.
> > Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him enough to dress
> > up like a high school girl and let him take her from behind? and, how would
> > she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
> >>

> > --Bryan
> >

> She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.
>

I had to Google that too. It is very permissive of you, Mr. Shinklehooper, to
allow her to partake of his cheese. I'm sure he'd also enjoy her fromunda.
>

--Bryan