FYI about Sheldon
On Mon, 26 Apr 2021 17:41:45 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:
>Ophelia wrote:
>> On 26/04/2021 15:30, songbird wrote:
>>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>> ...
>>>> I don't trust chiropractors.* I don't know anyone who has been
>>>> to one
>>>> and been fixed.* They get some temporary relief but always have
>>>> to go
>>>> back for more. I have been to physiotherapy for my back and for
>>>> tennis
>>>> elbow and they fixed me up permanently.
>>>
>>> ** they've done fine for me.* note, i've also had good results from
>>> physical therapy and massage.* so far i've not had any surgery for
>>> my various back issues and i don't need drugs.* once in a while i
>>> do go back for an adjustment when i can feel my lower back and hips
>>> start to give me the feeling that they are not moving well any more.
>>> at present that means i go to visit him about once a year.
>>>
>>> ** when gardening season gets underway that usually helps all of my
>>> back and hip issues more than anything else.
>>>
>>>
>>> ** songbird
>>>
>>
>> ===
>>
>> * My daughter loves hers too.* She has problems with the bones in
>> the back on her neck.* It always works for her for a few weeks with
>> no pain and then she goes back for another massage when it starts
>> up again!
>
>Does your daughter have enormous mammary glands?
>
>If so, Popeye will perform her titty massages free of charge. He
>will also adjust her spine so it can carry the weight of her
>massive bosoms. And he will polish her long thick nipples with old
>school shinola shoe polish.
>
>She will be a new wimmens!!!!!!!!! She only has to promise that she
>won't fart while Popeye is working on her, so don't feed her rich
>foods beforehand.
But WAIT! Our own Dr Bruce can handle any consequences from rich
foods. Popeye can handle her pendulous breasts while Bruce jams that
dutch nose right up her poo-hole.
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