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Default I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!

On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> (in article >):
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>> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

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> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
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She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)

Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"