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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:27:11 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
> >> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
> >>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
> >>>
> >>> Janet UK
> >>>
> >> How do you get a nun pregnant?
> >>
> >> Dress her up like an altar boy.
> >>

> > But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> > That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> > priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> > be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
> >>

> > --Bryan
> >

> Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
> with a gallon of crystal palace.
>

The fact that they call them "sister" would get his interest.
>

--Bryan