How often do you often steal groceries from the supermarket, John?
Because only a kleptomaniac would constantly say "I BOUGHT and am
eating...".

After about the 20th time it's pretty obvious you're a thief. And a
liar, and just a PSYCHO ion general.

Come to think of it you probably stole that lawnmower, too, seeing
as how you're lying about using it.

-sw