On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:

> John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn - covered by
> a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to anally pleasure
> hisself...

Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone posts.

Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?

And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but an
ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but I had
trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a suppository, and
it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.