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I Suddenly LOVE Carpet Tape! :-)
On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 12:38:45 -0700 (PDT), GM
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>On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 1:54:45 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
>> Mike Duffy wrote:
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>> > On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:
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>> > > John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn -
>> > > covered by a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to
>> > > anally pleasure hisself...
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>> > Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone
>> > posts.
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>> > Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?
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>> > And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but
>> > an ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but
>> > I had trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a
>> > suppository, and it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.
>> No, that was obviously a troll.
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>I'm here to refute your ignorance, Ca-wole. Gaze upon John's original post in alt.punk:
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>Thread: "I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!"
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>https://groups.google.com/g/alt.punk...m/YOhk450DAwAJ
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>John Kuthe
>Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
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>On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
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>> Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
>> stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
>> insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
>> such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
>> shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
>> boggles the mind.
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>I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
>> expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
>> monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
>> month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
>> tonight?
>It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
>put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any mal-experiences
>either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
>unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
>use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!
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>One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
>it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
>disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
>not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
>was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
>interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)
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>John Kuthe ...
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>John started this thread thusly:
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>I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!
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>Jan 30, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
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>Can I practice on ya? ;-)
>So I can give IM and subQ injections, catheterize ya, and insert a
>nasogastric tube in ya too! And enemas, suppositories and oral / ocular /
>topical / inhalant meds too. Next we start IV stuff!
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>Too bad I'm not a junkie! Junkies have LOTS of IV experience! Hee hee!
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>John Kuthe ..."
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Bruce
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