On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 10:07:39 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> Cantaloupe
> Banana
> Avocado|
> Strawberry
> Blueberries
> Blueberries
>
> YUM!


You forgot that EAR of CORN to stick up yer ass, John...will thta BANANA work okay...???

;-P

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John kuthe in alt.punk
Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
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> Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
> stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
> insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
> such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
> shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
> boggles the mind.
>>
I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
> expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
> monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
> month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
> tonight?

It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any male -experiences
either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!

One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)

John Kuthe ..."

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