On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 10:13:17 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 10:07:39 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> > Cantaloupe
> > Banana
> > Avocado|
> > Strawberry
> > Blueberries
> > Blueberries
> >
> > YUM!
> You forgot that EAR of CORN to stick up yer ass, John...will thta BANANA work okay...???

Who put the bump in the bump, bump, bump, bump, bump?
Who put the bumpy in the bumpy banana?
The bumpy banana will pump the rump.
Good stimulation and a good diameter.

Who put the bump in the bump, bump, bump, bump, bump?
Who put the bumpy in the bumpy banana?

http://wiwords.com/word/bumpy-banana
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> ;-P
>
> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.punk...m/YOhk450DAwAJ
>
> John kuthe in alt.punk
> Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
> On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
> [deletia]
>
> > Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
> > stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
> > insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
> > such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
> > shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
> > boggles the mind.
> >>
> I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
> > expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
> > monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
> > month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
> > tonight?
>
> It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
> put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any male -experiences
> either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
> unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
> use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!
>
> One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
> it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
> disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
> not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
> was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
> interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)
>
> John Kuthe ..."
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--Bryan