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On Sun, 13 Jun 2021 02:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 10:13:17 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>> On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 10:07:39 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> > Cantaloupe
>> > Banana
>> > Avocado|
>> > Strawberry
>> > Blueberries
>> > Blueberries
>> >
>> > YUM!

>> You forgot that EAR of CORN to stick up yer ass, John...will thta BANANA work okay...???

>
>Who put the bump in the bump, bump, bump, bump, bump?
>Who put the bumpy in the bumpy banana?
>The bumpy banana will pump the rump.
>Good stimulation and a good diameter.
>
>Who put the bump in the bump, bump, bump, bump, bump?
>Who put the bumpy in the bumpy banana?
>
>http://wiwords.com/word/bumpy-banana
>>
>> ;-P
>>
>> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.punk...m/YOhk450DAwAJ
>>
>> John kuthe in alt.punk
>> Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
>> On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
>> [deletia]
>>
>> > Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
>> > stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
>> > insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
>> > such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
>> > shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
>> > boggles the mind.
>> >>

>> I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
>> > expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
>> > monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
>> > month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
>> > tonight?

>>
>> It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
>> put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any male -experiences
>> either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
>> unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
>> use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!
>>
>> One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
>> it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
>> disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
>> not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
>> was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
>> interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)
>>
>> John Kuthe ..."
>>
>> </>
>>

>--Bryan

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