>On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>

This is obviously a troll; I don't believe this actually happened as I'm sure
the news wires would have picked up on this story. Even if it was true, I'm
sure this person would have no trouble finding a John Edwards-esque ambulance
chasing lawyer to sue the pants off everybody.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"I actually thought about voting for John Kerry before I decided to vote
against him."