On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:47:28 +0000, mrmalins wrote:

>
> "JimLane" > wrote in message
> ...
>> wrote:
>>> On October 10th I ate three 16 ounce cans of pork and beans. That
>>> night I had major gas. The next day, my stomach literally exploded
>>> sending me to the hospital. I have a ruptured stomach and
>>> intestines,and will require more surgery. I am planning to sue the
>>> company that makes the beans for not putting a warning label on the
>>> cans. I am looking for others who have had this problem so I can file
>>> a class action lawsuit if possible. It's about time these companies
>>> start using warnings on goods other than just cigarettes and liquor.
>>>
>>> Christine
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Let's see, beans cause gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Lotsa beans causes lotsa gas. Everyone knows that.
>>
>> Any of that over your head? Apparently so and now you want to sue because
>> of your stoooooooooooooopidity. Fitting for a brain-dead moron like you.
>> Off yourself and trim the gene pool if it is not already too late.
>>
>>
> Come on you lot this was supposed to be A JOKE for Christ sake, what's
> the matter with you all. I always thought these food groups were a happy
> lot, eaten to much last night? take a seltzer .john.m

If you mix in a little cat urine with your beans and leave them
under the porch for a week to let all the gas escape before
you eat them then gas won't be your biggest problem!
(plonk).