In article >,
Margaret Suran > wrote:

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> I do not eat baked beans, but read on.

Hold on a second! Dear Margaret, you mean you really do not eat
baked beans? That means, you are missing out on one of life's
most simplest food pleasures, a pan fried hot dog, split down
the middle partially, put on a hot dog bun, slathered with
Heinz's best, then topped with two or three tablespoons worth
of hot baked beans. This is also one of life's messiest food
pleasures! And since I know you enjoy a nice glass of wine on
occasion, you can even enjoy this simple sandwich with an
inexpensive dry red, but I prefer a cold cola instead.