"Sam D." wrote:
>
> "Dimitri" > wrote in message
> om...
> >
> > > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Due to Bush, I lost my job and recently my unemployment ran out.
> I am
> > > now forced to eat dog food, which I can usually steal when the
> > > neighbors feed their dogs. Several times each week I can collect
> > > enough aluminum cans to buy a loaf of bread and some more dog
> food.
> > >
> > > I am looking for recipes to make meals out of dog food. It gets
> real
> > > boring to eat the same "plain" dog food every day.
> > >
> > > PS. Please do not include oven recipes. My gas was shut off, so I
> can
> > > only cook over a candle, or build a fire outside in my steel drum.
> >
> > Cancel you ISP and spend the money on food.
>
> If he had to come here to have that figured out for him, them the
> reason why he doesn't have a job isn't because of Bush. Also, the fact
> he only manages to collect enough cans for a loaf of bread shows he's
> far more lazy than resourceful.

LOL not to mention that tinned dogfood is much more expensive than real
food anyway.
As far as the cans go, that could depend. We have many recycling
stations here and there really aren't a lot of cans in the street.
Everyone else is picking them up