"Shall-never" (aka PENMART01), while spinning in circles, licking its
eyeball(s), swallowed its forked tongue, said yummy and fell on the keyboard
yelling blah-blah ...

Bushit!

Hence, and forevermore, further attempts by you to grow progeny by bamming
phallic-looking kitchen utensils on RFC are now designated for ...
PLONK!

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PENMART01 ate PENMART00

"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation"
You will sure get a taste of it now!