"Dimitri" > wrote in message
om...
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
> > Due to Bush, I lost my job and recently my unemployment ran out.
I am
> > now forced to eat dog food, which I can usually steal when the
> > neighbors feed their dogs. Several times each week I can collect
> > enough aluminum cans to buy a loaf of bread and some more dog
food.
> >
> > I am looking for recipes to make meals out of dog food. It gets
real
> > boring to eat the same "plain" dog food every day.
> >
> > PS. Please do not include oven recipes. My gas was shut off, so I
can
> > only cook over a candle, or build a fire outside in my steel drum.
>
> Cancel you ISP and spend the money on food.

If he had to come here to have that figured out for him, them the
reason why he doesn't have a job isn't because of Bush. Also, the fact
he only manages to collect enough cans for a loaf of bread shows he's
far more lazy than resourceful.