Dave Smith wrote,

> neurocratic malfunction wrote:
>
> > over the weekend, i decided to be a little fancy and bought some
> > imported european chocolate cuz i heard it's so much better than
> > american stuff.
> >
> > bullshit. american stuff is much better. hershey almond is the best.
>
> Over the weekend you parents bought a computer and you decided to troll
> news groups

Congratulations for your correct identification of Trollus
Useneticus, a very common species with manual dexterity but
only the intelligence to quarrel.

later
bliss -- C O C O A Powered... (at california dot com)

--
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of cocoa that the thoughts acquire speed,
the thighs acquire girth, the girth become a warning.
It is by theobromine alone I set my mind in motion."
--from Someone else's Dune spoof ripped to my taste.