Julia Altshuler wrote:

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>
> To make it a proper Thanksgiving dinner, I'm afraid you'll have to go
> out and get yourself a bunch of irritating or argumentative relatives. A
> truly traditional Thanksgiving consists of at least one participant who
> goes overboard with cleaning, cooking and other preparations, then ruins
> everything by complaining about how unappreciated she feels. You'll also
> need a bunch of guys watching football on t.v. and some energetic
> children making noise, running around and (bonus points) breaking things.
>
> --Lia
>
>

OUCH. Sure glad that things are different, and always have been, in
our family. My condolences.

--
Steve

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass?"