You might be a "redneck" if you had to decide which pet to eat for Thanksgiving
dinner.
You might be a "redneck" if your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
You might be a "redneck" if the secret ingredient in your stuffing comes from
the local bait shop.
You might be a "redneck" if you served Vienna sausages as an appetizer for
Thanksgiving.
You might be a "redneck" if your garbage man came after the holidays and was
confused about what was supposed to go and what was supposed to stay.
You might be a "redneck" if the only condiment on your Thanksgiving table was
ketchup.
You might be a "redneck" if side dishes on your Thanksgiving table were beef
jerky and Moon Pies.
You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
fridge.
You might be a "redneck" if the directions to your house for Thanksgiving
included "turn off the gravel road."
You might be a "redneck" if your family's secret Thanksgiving recipe is illegal.
You might be a "redneck" if your best dishes have "Dixie" printed on them.
You might be a "redneck" if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
Finally, you might be a "redneck" if you had a can of "Raid" on the Thanksgiving
table.