>Thanksgiving 2004 Early Morning TV News
>
>A turkey was given a breast check last evening and was promptly rushed
>in for breast removal early this morning. Apparently this was a
>serious condition because the operation was performed in the kitchen
>of James and Melissa Simons rather than using a hospital emergency
>room. The turkey is in critical condition.
>
>We'll be back after this commercial announcement...........

For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this is
really not funny at all, you idiot.