On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:09:01 GMT, Julia Altshuler
> wrote:
>
>To make it a proper Thanksgiving dinner, I'm afraid you'll have to go
>out and get yourself a bunch of irritating or argumentative relatives.
>A truly traditional Thanksgiving consists of at least one participant
>who goes overboard with cleaning, cooking and other preparations, then
>ruins everything by complaining about how unappreciated she feels.
>You'll also need a bunch of guys watching football on t.v. and some
>energetic children making noise, running around and (bonus points)
>breaking things.
>
>--Lia
>
too funny, lia. you left out the drunken uncle, though.

your pal,
blake