Goomba38 > wrote in message >...
> damn. color me mortified. yeah. BURgers, please!
> geeeez.

Reminds me of a joke I invented when I was around six years old. I
thought it was hilarious and would pull it on anyone who would listen.

Me: "Hi, do you like hamburgers?"
You: "Yes, I do!"
Me: "Oh goody. I'll eat the ham and you can eat the boogers!"
And, I would laugh and laugh.

A variation on this joke would be about cheeseburgers when my audience
would thin out.

Karen