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Would one have to be in...um...[insert nation and/or state name here]
to appreciate the culinary delicacies of [insert name here]?
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No, the point is that there is stilll likely to be an independant sub shop or
deli or hot dog stand or korean take-out or greasy diner as close to you as a
franchise place. If you don't patronize these places, it will be your fault
you are stuck with only McFood ValueMenu choices.

michael