In article > ,
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> Nancy Young > wrote in
> :
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> > "Tony P." wrote:
> >
> >> Once the cat is bound, hold in one crooked arm, use hand at end of said
> >> arm to gently pinch right near the jawbone attachment point. Mouth
> >> opens, use other hand to insert pill, blow on nose, bye bye pill.
> >> Release cat.
> >
> > Get dirty look. Say Tough on you.
> >
> > nancy
> >
>
> Ah, cat humour Some great ones on the web.
>
> How to give your cat a pill:
> http://www.cats.alpha.pl/pill.htm
>
> How to give your cat a bath:
> http://www.airynothing.com/humor/Cat_bath.txt
>
> K
>

I liked the cat bathing story. Of the three cats, only the two males can
be bathed with the youngest and also largest cat being the easiest one.

When they're > 20lbs. they can't make a quick getaway. So they just
resign themselves to the fact that they're going to get wet and they
should learn to live with it. Thing is, because he's so big he has
trouble cleaning certain areas therefore necessitating a bath every now
and then.

The lighter male requires constant reassurance and since he can clean
himself baths are a rare event for him.

There will be NO bathing of the 6.5lb female cat if you value your life.
She is a terror.