Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote in
> :
>
>> I was at Walgreen's getting a prescription when the woman in line in
>> front of me asked if they could get down two "Batter Pro's" for her.
>> I saw the boxes, cringed silently
>
> Damn, Jill, you spoiled the surprise! Guess I'll just have to take
> your gift back to Walgreen's.
>
Darnit! Oh well, I can always use another pair of socks

>> Gotta love those "Professional Kitchen Utensils". They are so
>> professional they defy an actual description! It's a whisk! It's a
>> spatula! No wait, it's a salad server! And of course, the
>> adjustable knife, well, you just *have* to have one. You can't
>> possibly have more than one knife in the kitchen. But wait... will
>> it cut through a tin can like it was soft butter and then smoothly
>> slice a tomato? Inquiring minds want to know
>
> You mean you can actually cook without one of these? <g>
>
Cook? What makes you think I cook? <G>

Jill