>> Interesting question from a Denny's waitress this morning. They are
>> offering fruit filled pancakes with eggs, sausage, bacon, and
>> hash-browns. I ordered blueberry pancake (which was really tasty), and
>> she asked "do you want your eggs scrambled or fried?"
>> Maybe ya hadda be there, but I thought it was hilarious.

I remember one time in college I went out to breakfast with an Iranian buddy
who didn't speak good English. The waitress asked him how he wanted his eggs,
and he replied, "on a plate."

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>Well, I had to think about it for a sec but it is funny. For some reason, I
>don't know why, but I don't think of scrambled eggs as fried. Obviously
>they are fried. I seldom eat scrambled anyway. I'll take an omelete over
>scrambled anythime. Gimme my eggs over easy fried in butter.

You can't beat eggs over easy fried in butter.

I'm just getting over a nasty case of Strep Throat and skipped breakfast today,
but usually I either have a piece of fruit or a granola bar for breakfast on
the weekdays.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"The likelihood of one individual being right increases in a direct proportion
to the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong."