"Kenneth Leja" > wrote in message
m...
> Dear posters, what did we turkeys ever do to you? We're innocent birds
> who have done no one any harm.
>
> Yet you slaughter us by the tens of millions during the Thanksgiving
> season. Why? You say you want to thank god but what do we have to
> thank for? Why should we be sacrificed just so you can thank God? Just
> so you can stuff yourselfs and become fat and watch Football games.
>
> Please spare me and my family. Please don't kill us en masse. We're
> good animals, really.

Being a lurker, I didn't realize that this was a troll but I found it
humorous nevertheless....

Now for my response:

"As a species, humans didn't rise to the top of the food chain to become
vegetarians!"

or

"Vegetarians = Old Indian word for "Shitty Hunter"

Maverick
(Still thinking up a sig line here)




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