I thought it was hilarious.
Derek wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 21:21:49 -0500, Ian Rastall wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 22:50:26 GMT, Leonard >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Do you guys sell Cherry Cordial Tea for the holidays?
> >
> > We only sell Cordial tea, but we add a tube of cherry-flavored
> > gelatin that you can add to it.
> >
> >>Do you have any samplers or gift baskets?
> >
> > We only have samplers of baskets.
> >
> >>Do you have different flavors of Honey Straws?
> >
> > Well, yes, but then they're called Chocolate Straws.
> >
> >>Do you gift wrap?
> >
> > I'm terrible at it, so it's not much of a gift, I'm afraid.
> >
> >>What is the deadline for Christmas Delivery?
> >
> > December 26.
> >
> > HTH
> >
> > Ian
>
> Hey. That was uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for.
>
> --
> Derek
>
> Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
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