"Wazza" > wrote in message
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> "Squet" > wrote in message
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>> I'm convinced that lard is pork fat, but my girlfriend says it's beef
>> fat.
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>> Anyone?
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> will you never learn, your gilrfriend is ALWAYS right....

Exactly!

If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he
still wrong? Ask any woman, and the answer will come instantly.

;o) Rich