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On 21-Dec-2004, wrote:

> Let me repeat, so this is very clear.
>
> THE ATKINS / LOW CARB DIET FAD IS OVER
SNIP

> Please be aware, a new diet plan will be available shortly after the
> start of the new year. This will require you to purchase new books
> and will eliminate an entirely different food group giving you
> another challenge, and another health risk to encounter. Start
> saving your
> money now, so you are prepared to purchase all the necessary items
> for this new diet plan,while the excitement grows. In the meantime,
> enjoy the break between diet plans during which time you are
> encouraged to
> eat anything and everything you want, and put on huge amounts of
> weight in order to regain your strength before you are once again
> stress your metabolism into another shock method to test your
> willpower and challenge your body to see if it survives.

Woo hoo! On January 1st I'll have been doing this low carb thing for
6 years and I'm getting bored. All the damnable faddists this year
have made low carbing popular, mainstreaming it and messing with my
plan. The whole "In your face!" factor got lost in the hullaballoo.
People stopped getting red in the face when I asked for no bread in
restaurants. Bah! Who needs the acceptance of the masses when you
can get far more enjoyment out of ****ing them off?
I hope this new diet eliminates food by shape. "Don't be square, be
slim!" Sure, I'd have to avoid fudge covered graham crackers and sheet
cake, but I'd have an excellent excuse not to eat tofu ever again.

Take care,
Carmen